Clam Pope

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

Verb- Cloping
Plural- Clopes

When you can see a girl/women's cleavage or vagina too show off.
Or can be used as another word for slut.

when you think you've got dope, but it's only close. Not really dope, but looks like it.

bunk

(n) - A venereal disease that afflicts summer camp staff members working a clopening day (closing and opening.) Symptoms include: energy loss, cramping, hatred of all children, irritability, slight fever, loss of driving abilities, speaking with an Israeli accent, desire for methamphetamine, and pus-filled boils.

Slang for Klonipins. (sp?)

French slang for a cigarette-smoking whore