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Cloov is for when the levels of 'trust' (trust: meaning when someone does something that they always do and it's like they've stereotyped it e.g. look Tara is wearing navy, omg what a trust she wears it all the time!) are really high and trust just becomes an understatement. So you can use cloov when trust levels are paramount and abundant, by saying cloov levels through the roof.
1. "Macy look at Tara! I can't believe her whole outfits navy and she even has a matching navy ribbon!"
"Such a cloov!"
2. "Martin is so obsessed with speculative fiction he abbreviates it to spec fic"
"Oh my god cloov levels through the roof!"
3. "Karly got a+ again, what a cloov."
"Such a cloov!"
2. "Martin is so obsessed with speculative fiction he abbreviates it to spec fic"
"Oh my god cloov levels through the roof!"
3. "Karly got a+ again, what a cloov."
by the popular fratboy November 05, 2015
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011