by Cat-thulhu April 3, 2022
An extremely uncommon STD contracted solely by homosexual men with exponentially large African-American cocks.
Common symptoms of cloop include, but are not limited to;
- Memory loss
- Explosive diarrhea
- Itch/Rash inside of the meatus
- Bloody urine
Common symptoms of cloop include, but are not limited to;
- Memory loss
- Explosive diarrhea
- Itch/Rash inside of the meatus
- Bloody urine
by Big Black Coks February 19, 2010
To hit somebody in the testicles while off guard, but only during a time of competitive game play with a very close friend. Both these are crucial points in classifying nut shots as clooping; this must be an ongoing war/competition between two friends trying to find the right moment when to move forward with a spontaneous attack to the nuts.
Friend A gets home from work, and greets Friend B outside on the Cloopfront porch, as they both continue to smoke their cigarettes. Once Friend B finishes his smoke, he turns around to walk back into their house. Friend A reaches down,and with a striking vertical blow/karate chop, racks Friend B in the balls screaming "Cloop bitch! You've been clooped"
Friend A walks by friend B and back hand slaps friend B in the nuts causing him to fall to his knees in a terribly uncomfortable pain. While laughing Friend C asks friend A what they're doing. "Clooping" Friend A calmly replies with a smirk on his face.
Cloop, Clooped, Clooping circa 2011
Friend A walks by friend B and back hand slaps friend B in the nuts causing him to fall to his knees in a terribly uncomfortable pain. While laughing Friend C asks friend A what they're doing. "Clooping" Friend A calmly replies with a smirk on his face.
Cloop, Clooped, Clooping circa 2011
by Motörgreg September 23, 2011
by Micah Freedman May 27, 2005
(Ex.) Man, did you see Kobe score 40 pts. last night. He had them cloops.
(Ex.)
Lebron: Man, I am going to ball you up at the park today.
Kobe: Common Lebron, everybody knows you ain't got them cloops.
(Ex.)
Lebron: Man, I am going to ball you up at the park today.
Kobe: Common Lebron, everybody knows you ain't got them cloops.
by losthustla07 April 30, 2012
ex: "It smells like cloop in here! We're you two fking?"
"That punks cell smells like cloop!"
"His breath smelled like cloop!"
"That punks cell smells like cloop!"
"His breath smelled like cloop!"
by mystic24 December 9, 2013