an idiot; one who thinks he knows, but does not

finger

drunken english bastardization, from the english word 'finger'

a common fisherman's phrase to describe something big.

A pair of extremely heavy shoes, ones that make an audible "clonk" sound when you take a step.

Clonker, someone who clonks.

A pair of shit shoes, trainers, sneakers, pumps, plimsoles, boots or sandals. Pritty much any bad footwear that either look ridiculous or have a shit brand name like a pair of 'Mercury Bravados' or 'Denver Destroyers'. Normally worn by a poor middle aged man who tries to look cool but fails epically.