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noun: a former closet converted into office space
Chris: Didya hear Adam was promoted and moved out of the cubicle and into an office !

Al: Adam's got a cloffice...his boss converted the janitor's closet into an office.
by Goomba Al October 08, 2007
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A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

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by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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A closet, usually the janitors where co-workers go to have nooners and generally any sex in the office.
Hey did you here about Steve? Bob walked in on Debra and him having a nooner in the cloffice!
by marching_baritone July 16, 2011
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(n.) a closet turned into a home office, out of desperation to find someplace quiet to work, typically during a pandemic or other shelter-in-place emergency.
After listening to my 11-year old's Zoom class for the 400th time, I decided I had to create a cloffice for myself to escape the circus show that is my pandemic life.
by phrontisterydude November 12, 2020
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