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1. The act of thrusting oneself to another human being with one's own head and/or body parts.

2. to utilize the body as a weapon to inflict harm upon one or more persons in the proximity of said body weapon.
John and Kameron love to clobber each other on the daily, no homo.
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Person 1: Hey, did you see that naked picture of Chris Brown?
Person 2: Yeah man, some clobber on him
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Clobber another word for a toilet, this word can be used many times through out the day.

The word originated in Australia but has evolved into a different meaning.
Here are some examples of how to use the word clobber:
"I'm going to the toilet" you can change that into "I'm going to the clobber"
"Sir can I go to the toilet?" you can change that into "Sir can I go to the clobber?"
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