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A monger of clits, ie. a pimp.
someone who sells and buys women on the prostitution market.

Also, a type of swear word used in a friendly and joking fashion to friends

can also be called 'clit vendor' or 'clit salesman'
"Get outta hee, you fuckin' clit monger!"
by Bozman August 11, 2006
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one who holds an abundance of clit, and exchanges it for goods or services.
I'm just popping down to the clitmonger, dear.
by Max Cummings October 30, 2003
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