by RMCM November 14, 2015
The Clinge Minge is an advanced form of sexual activity that was first discovered during the year 420B.C. Chief, a philosopher at the time was in his bedroom one day, when a furry broke into his house and sexually assaulted him. The furry did multiple things to Chief, but the most “interesting” of them all was the clinge minge. The furry took his hand and shaped it like a claw, and proceeded to grab Chiefs dong. He then went on to yank it as hard and with as much furry power as possible. Chief’s dong fell off, and the furry ran. “It was very vigorous and got me really turned on!” -Chief while in the hospital for his newly ripped off dong.
Chad: “Mommy’s going to give me the good ol’ Clinge Minge tonight!”
Papa: “Oh man, your so lucky! She never did that to me when I was with her!”
Papa: “Oh man, your so lucky! She never did that to me when I was with her!”
by Pseudocidal420 November 22, 2018
by Rand0mw0rds July 11, 2008
by LaQuinta June 11, 2008
When a female vagina is so tight that it looks like it is being pulled out on a back stroke while fucking in the doggy style position.
by tooltoter February 02, 2012
Small pieces of feces, that cling to the ass like nobody's business. Usually caused by ass hair that grabs hold and doesn't wanna let go of the shit piece.
I wiped my ass, I went in the front yard during the afternoon and sprayed my ass with the hose, and still those pesky cling-ons are still there, my only last resort is to burn them off.
by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004
A fling where one of the two involved turns out to be a clinger. Person #1 just planned on having a one time fling and person #2 is a stage 5 clinger.
"Man, I had a one-night stand with a girl on spring break and it turned out to be to a 'cling fling' -- she won't stop txting and calling me!"
by bobbybo137 March 27, 2009