Grip, Stick, Hug, Adhere, Hang, Fit Tightly, Clutch

little pieces of faeculent matter that get caught in hair whilst defaecating. Usually in men with particularly hairy arses.

The female genitalia. Also known as a pussy, vagina or snatch.

1.loser
2.friendly yet annoying
A term used for a social and academic loser who, in a desperate attempt to re-gain popularity, befriends an individual to the near point of stalking them.

When a female starts talking to a guy and is instantly obsessed with him. goes to all means to attach herself to him. multple phone calls and text messages may occur till she knows exactly what he is doing.

An item (a ring or even a stud) that has been pierced through or aorund a woman's clitoris. Clit+Ring = Cling

a sexual act whereby one places cling film over their partners face and proceeds to defacate prefusely onto the cling film; with all sensations maintained e.g. warmth, texture, weight, visability etc without any of the unsightly aftermath. This is useful to those unexperienced in brown love but acts as a handy tool in their sexual games.