A turd that will not relinquish its grasp on your anus, forcing you to clinch your asscheeks together in order to pinch it off.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.

Slang term for a vagina.

The involuntary long term contraction of your O-ring after being kicked really hard. Similar to an asshole cramp.

A faggot who clinches their butt cheeks together while procrasterbating.