Cheap bastard children of Nintendos drunking night with an icelandic whore...one of the cheapest characters in Super Smash Brothers Melee
Fucking Ice Climbers picking up two items at once!!!
by George Hoefer April 01, 2005
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A corporate shill who is the utmost example of selfishness. They are the most unenlightened breed of human being next to a literal religious terrorist. Purely driven by ego, they stop at nothing and no one to get what they want with absolute disregard for others. They see life with blinders on, they are constantly defensive and they are sociopathic in nature. CEOs all climbed the ladder to the top, using the necks of others, usually those who actually created something, as rungs on this ladder. They are abysmal human beings who now exist in droves in corporate America. They have ruined the U.S.A. and should be ashamed of themselves, but even more so, the U.S. citizens need to recognize the shame they have brought upon the U.S., a once actually great country, now living anecdotally through lies, rabble, manipulation, war, and fear. Shame on U.S. for letting these people take what is ours. Especially since money is merely a human construct to begin with. These are fake people, that know everything they do is wrong, yet they continue to do it out of an even greater fear than that of which they propagate as they build their onion-skin of an image. Pathetic.
I refuse to be a ladder climber at this soulless company. I quit.
by Waxil July 22, 2014
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Nothing but bitches that get up two-faced, start hating, and all that stupid shit that they do so they can get on top of da social society! These fuckers would do anything to get to da top of da 'popular stats'!
Why you talking shit now huh? ..You used to be my home girl, now you just a social climber!
by BabyTiffany May 30, 2004
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A person who's alterior motives at a funeral and the reception afterword, are to schmooze and social climb while attending said services.
Did you see Barb working the room after Dr. O'Connell's service? What a funeral climber!...
by Fred Christ April 23, 2008
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When you're dangling off a rock face and your ass crack is so wet that you cause a mini waterfall over the rocks that you are actually climbing sometimes causing spillage on the people belaying you.
Dude, that was such a hard climb that it caused major climber's crack and the poor chick below me got a mouthful of ass juice.
by soulsurfer78 October 30, 2009
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A derogatory name for someone of African heritage which denotes them as monkey-like , hence a tree climber.
Walter: "Shit David, who stole your car and killed that baby with a cinder block"
David: "I dunno, I think it was a tree climber"
Walter: "That's racially insensitive"

Col. Bluford was the first tree climber in space.

Look at all those tree climbers shuckin' and jivin' outside that night club.

I once saw a tree climber eat an entire cantaloupe in one bite.
by C. Gracki June 01, 2005
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When ownership is transferred from one who has lost an item, to one who has found an item. This item must be in a tree or other climbable area.
"I heard that you found a fur coat in a tree, and I believe that it belongs to a friend of mine, and i'd like to give it back to him." "Sorry, climbers keepers."
by marsneedstowels November 15, 2009
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