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n. Person severely lacking in intelligence and common sense. See idiot and fuckwit.
Our client just asked us to send them a copy of the internet on CD.
by cnb August 09, 2004
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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A man that seeks the services of a prostitute, usually in Poland, usally in a Fuck-house.
Jason (in a drunken slur)to the 10 girls at our table: So you are all prostitutes?

Prostitute: Yeeeeess! And you are the clients!
by Doc Emmett Brown May 15, 2005
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A computer system or process requesting something from another system or process in a client-server relationship. The opposite of 'server'.
Browsers are clients because they request information from websites' servers.
by Pathoschild March 21, 2005
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An indirect way of saying penis.
"Ima go make my client happy" A
"More porn?" B
"Fuck yeah" A
by Yaziyo April 24, 2006
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known as somebody attending a dick appointment
marissa: “ girl my client is waiting “
melany: “go ahead girl”
by mrs. potatahead November 17, 2020
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