The act of becoming anxious or nervous when trying to click on tiny, closely spaced links. The fear that you will waste precious seconds then either hitting the back button to try again to click the ridiculously small link that you will probably miss again now that you're paranoid about missing it.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.