What the Cleveland Browns are going to turn into if the names keep changing to politically correct names. You will have the Cleveland Pinks, the Cincinatti Roses, the St. Louis Lilacs, the Chicago Magenta Sox, and the Boston Lavender Sox, and shit like that.
Every sports team doesnt need a politically correct name that doesn't offend any group, race, sex, or orientation. The Cleveland Pinks are not going to be the same team as the Cleveland Browns.
by Solid Mantis October 14, 2020
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When you have sex with someone and acquire a poop noodle and your sex partner sucks it out of the tip of your penis
Dude this chick gave me a Cleveland Plumber last night!
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When performing a Cleveland Steamer and the female (bottom) partner uses her hands to gather and hold the scat between her breasts, ensuring proper long-term fecal lubrication rather than devolving to general messiness.
Wow! Marlena is the epitome of a Cleveland Poop Scooper. We didn't even get any shit on her sheets when she insisted on going for half the night.
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The art of taking a shit on a womens face and than slapping it with an erect penis.
She became suicidal after agreeing to a Cleveland Slapper.
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The art of taking a shit on a womens face and than slapping it with an erect penis.
She became suicidal after agreeing to a Cleveland Slapper.
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A Cleveland Squirter is similar to the Cleveland Steamer, except in the previous 24hrs prior the the act you consume only liquids.
The Squirtie lies on their back as the Squirter assumes the necessary squatting position and proceeds to expel their bowel, while simultaneously flicking their fingers back in forth in a furious motion. Thus creating the Cleveland Squirter effect and showering the Squrtie in a brown rain, similar to standard Squirt just with shit.
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