When you're drunk at the titty bar and you suddenly realize that you're in Cleveland, and the bitch in your lap is really a man!!

Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy

When you are engaged in anal sex in a seated position, usually your father or employer's car, you pull out and your partner spackles your lap and the car with blown mud.