Urban Dictionary: cleptopenia

Top definition

The unconscious theft of Pens. Also known as Cleptopenamania.

The person who steals pens from the grocery store, bank, or post office must have cleptopenia (Klep-toe-pen-ee-uh)

by barneschm March 27, 2009

May 20 Word of the Day

A cryptocurrency of little to no value, usually a late-comer to the Bitcoin craze, a copycat cryptocurrency.

There are so many shitcoins these days, just stick to the classics.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.

by Tatsuman February 18, 2018

Suffered by somenone who can't help himself stealing coworker's pens, although subconsciously.

Hey Jack, do you suffer from cleptopenia? It's the fourth pen you stole from my desk in the last week...

by jo_as_neo April 19, 2011

One who has an uncontrollable desire to steal other men's virginity.

by Dominationation May 01, 2011

The unconscious theft of Penises. Also known as Cleptopenisania.

the hooker commited cleptopenia after i refused to pay her 20 dollars to suck my dick

by heisenberg420969 February 05, 2018

Cleptopenia: A mental state or strong desire that drives a person to steal pens.

Mark loves stealing pens, he suffers from Cleptopenia and has become a Scriptoclepto.

by LESWORTUS December 15, 2019