A silly dummy hoe that is also an amazing, pretty girl
Person 1: Yo look!
Person 2: Bro that’s my friend, she’s such a Lauren Clements.
by Nheck January 06, 2020
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One who exaggerates all things to the highest degree. Exaggeration cannot pass this point, because it is at max.
* Player 2 scores 1 goal in a hockey game. *

Player 1: GOod game man!
Player 2: Thanks! Can't believe i scored 8 goals!
Player 1: wtf mate
by Wooten September 29, 2004
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A small beach town where many underage kids decide to abuse marajuana, alcohol, xanax, and even sometimes coke. Ya ik, we get lit. We've the hoeiest hoes & the broiest bros. We also roll a lot of backwoods "HELL FUCKING YEAH BROTHER, ESKETITTT, SEND ITTTT"
Damn bro lets go to San Clemente & ride dirt bikes & drink beer at t.
by Yourbitchonmydick August 02, 2017
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Is when a mans genitals are placed through a hole in a table so midgets can play piñata with his junk until he gets off.
"That party was nuts last night, Harry even volunteered to participate in a dirty clement!"

"Ill bring the midgets, you cut the hole. We are dirty clementing the shit out of tonight!"
by RLFORESKIN April 17, 2019
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Clements Disease is a chronic, potentially life-threatening condition caused by nothing other than the utter stupidity of todays human race. It primarily targets the brain.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Vomiting
Shortness or loss of breath
Sweating
Muscle aches
Near or complete loss of brain function
Unfamiliar or tourettes-like behaviour
Vietnam flashbacks
Sudden need to shoot a weapon

Also known as; CD, Clements Syndrome, Clements Virus.
“Mark was hiding in a bush in fortnite doing the “take the L” dance. I could not believe what i had just witnessed...

I received Clements Disease.”
by Martinkelly188 September 20, 2018
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A person who gets very horny when he sees a whale shark . He has a whale shark sex doll at home that he have sex with it everyday and he also lick his whale shark dolls . Most importantly he watchs Jake Paul and Logan Paul.
What are you doing ?! Your being such a Clement Yeung
by Brack Obama November 25, 2019
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