The leftover excrement that is found hanging on a persons anus hair.
Jills arse was dirty because she had alot of cleg nuts.
by Stu January 06, 2004
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Adj. when somebody's literary agent is Bill Clegg of The Clegg Agency.

V. the act of Bill Clegg becoming your literary agent.
"I think Tao got clegged in like 2011? Taipei and Trip clegged af."

"Wow, I think Honor Levy, @themasterofcum, @writers_life_tips, and Obese might really get clegged up soon."

"Yeah he's pretty clegged right now I think."
by writerslifetips April 17, 2021
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The hair that gets caught from boxer shorts or panties in the butt crack or around the vag and get's caught in the pubic hair resulting in the term, cleg hair.
These cleg hair nuggets are impossible to take out.
by CassRhymesLife August 06, 2005
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the cleg which is then grinded into a dust and sniffed
do you want to buy a line of cleg dust its homebrand
by el pablo aka kiral March 23, 2006
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the shriveled up gonads of a man aged no less than 83 years old.
Ed “boom boom” Jarvis had worked successfully in the adult film industry for years, until an extreme case of cleg nuts befell him at the early age of 42, doctors surmised the cleg nut effect can be accelerated due to extreme over use
by reginaandray February 12, 2007
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Chubby Little Essex Girl or Cleg for short. Girl of below average looks and (even for Essex) make up skills who, because they aren’t attractive enough to attract a partner of their own age, tend to screw around and get used by bored older married men. Who they lie to.
Guy 1- “I see S*****y is hanging around k*****n as usual.”
Guy 2- “ yeah I heard her denying it earlier, to C*****y”
Guy 1- “bit obvious. She’s dripping all over him”
Guy 2- “what do you expect? She’s a cleg
by Oompah loompah hunter June 12, 2020
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The state in which one's ball sac clings to one's leg.
"I was distracted, my balls are clegging!"

"One moment darling, I'm clegging a bit." (In polite conversation, "I" can be understood to be the sac.)

"Once the clegging got bad enough, I took a few large circular steps in an attempt to decleg."
by DingleberryOnYourZUG February 22, 2018
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