To be so drunk that you cannot make coherent sentences and revert back to a toddler-like mentality and you create a bulldozing tornado effect on everything. Clegged is never an understatement.
Dude I'm gonna get so clegged tonight.

I got so clegged last night that I actually broke through a wall.
He pissed on his bed. Yea he was pretty clegged
by djrequest March 02, 2011
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the pieces of shit that are stuck to ones arsehole haires as a result of bad arse wiping.
Shit there shit stuck on my arse. Shut up you cleg
by gangsta-rapper-antonio June 09, 2005
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Shafting people in the ass. Originated in the UK after the General Election of 2010 when leader of the Liberal Democrats Nick Clegg shafted everyone in the ass who had voted for him by forming a coalition government with David Cameron's Conservative Party. We can only hope that over the coming months and years the Lib Dem leader does some serious Clegging to the Tories too.
Meanwhile down at Number 10:

Cameron: "Deputy Prime Minister please don't shaft me like you did with all the people who voted for you!"

Clegg: "Tough luck, Dave, I'm going to subject you to some serious Clegging. Now bend over, bitch."
by Brombles May 14, 2010
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Clunge-Smeg

An unwashed female will get a build up of this foul substance in her clunge. It is similar to male 'smeg'.
I went down on a girl last night but it didn't last long as she had so much cleg.
by sneakysneaks December 20, 2010
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that which is a bowl of vegetarian ingredients served at popular food chain, Chipotle. The abbreviation stands for Crispy Lettuce, Extra Guacamole...
Yo dude! You going to Chipotle?" "That is correct. Would you like your CLEG?
by The Hunster October 13, 2010
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British. slang term for slut!
"Oh God! She is such a cleg."
by Randy November 26, 2004
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When you give up your freedom an independence to your enemies in order to obtain a voice and say in their goings-on but you actually just become scapegoat for all of their faults and mistakes.
The best example of being clegged is when Nick Clegg, leader of the Liberal Democrat party in the UK agreed to a coalition with the Conservative party. Clegg became deputy PM and all was well for the first weeks. Soon he became a joke and every single problem that the PM, David Cameron (conservative), had he simple blamed it on Nick Clegg.
by yellowcake-applepie October 27, 2011
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