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what you do when you’re tired
a: i’m gonna go to cleep
by aidsoncat July 12, 2019
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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The state between being dead and unconscious due to the presence of a humorous/awkward situation or occurance
"Bruh she said she don't give head, man I'm cleep"

"Yo when she wiped her make-up off, I was cleep!"
by YuunProductions June 23, 2020
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Person 1: Ayo you seen heard that new song? It's shit bro.

Person 2: Yo bitch what?? I'm cleep.
by Jacoolio November 16, 2019
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Extension of fisting; tugging of the internal organs through the anus in order to stimulate, or execute.
Look what you did. You cleeped your mother and now she is DEAD.
by Marianne Vermouth March 25, 2007
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Cleep is the most versatile word in the English language that can mean a variety of things but has two main meanings:
1) An STD received through extensive contact with (usually involving the consumption of) armpit hair.
2) Today's slang for Vagina or Vagoo

Location:
Cleep can be found not only in those who suffer from this disease, but in addition on college futons.
Prevention:
Prevention of the cleep can be avoided by rubbing the head of a sweet and innocent head of an 18 year old boy who desperately lacks armpit hair.
"Hey I found that cleep you were looking for, it was on my futon the whole time... sorry I haven't had much time lately, my dad has been on my cleep all the time."

"Dannng girl i hope your cleep tastes good cause I'm eatin it"
by Cheesin n Cleepin since 1990 February 15, 2009
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a cute cuddly friendly little character, caught up in some rather disturbing adventures.
Star of "The Adventures of Cleep"
It was one fine summers day and Cleep was walking in the park, he was suddenly assaulted by Jane Austen and her gigantic cock!
by Turkey Man April 02, 2004
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