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Cleavey's are very whipped men. They usually walk around in the average cowboy attire and a guitar, walking around singing sad songs about women. They pick one woman, desperately fall head over heels for them, and then they chase after them for the rest of their life. Even when they get married, a Cleavey will sob silently after telling the girl of their dreams, "Congrats" as his dream girl runs off to his dream girl leaves from her wedding to go to her honeymoon with her new Brazilian model husband.

Despite them being totally whipped and sad cowboys, they make excellent partners.
Girl: Man, I'd love to have a someone like you, cleavey.

Cleavey: wtf ashley
by Gregchapman September 06, 2017
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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