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The act whereby a man defecates on the chest of a partner and then masturbates and excretes his semen on top of the resultant pile of excrement.
I'd never met a girl before who went in for the cleaveland steamer on the first date.
by none given January 28, 2004
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The act of deficating on a female's chest, not to be confused with the brown necktie.
I gave Amber a Cleaveland steamer right after I ate at Tacco Bell and the bitch passed out right there.
by Stefan December 02, 2003
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When some dude takes a dump on some girls tits and then tities fucks her
Dude i just gave that bitch a cleaveland steamer
by Master Luc February 21, 2004
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The sexual act inwhich a male titty-fucks a female (or a male perhaps) and then lays a steamy hot turd on her chest and proceeds to rub it in.
Abbott: "Hey I had the greatest time last night"
Gav: "Oh yea?"
Abbott: "Yea, sulz gave me the dirties cleaveland steamer ever"
Gav: "That's nice"
by Gav800 August 26, 2005
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This is a method of breaking up with a significant other or a severe type of revenge. This is where, the couple have one last night of outstanding sex. As the significant other falls asleep the guilty party proceeds to very gently leave a massive pile of excrement (shit to you less educated soles) on the significant other's chest.
by snoproslim October 22, 2003
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