PERFORMING CUNNILINGUS

to shave, trim, wax and/or manicure pubic hair

When a male shoves his face into a woman's crotch and eats the hairs and cleans the carpet.

Euphamism for when, at the end of threesome, one woman licks semen from the other's pubic hair.

Simply Deluxe Carpet Cleaning, is by far the nastiest most infestated place of employment on the face of the earth, and by infestated I mean deseased, AIDS, Hep C, Herpagondosyphilades, Gonareah etc... you name the desease, it is there.

Licking someone's public hair.