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1. When a girls vagina suctions to your face and you cant get it unlatched unless you finger her bunghole

2. Any dirty way of saying latching onto something or someone.

Pronounced: like bleach and leech.
1. Last night i was cleaeched onto this girl, i cant believe i got out of it.

2. My dog just cleaeched onto my leg.

3. last night i was cleaeched onto your mom.
by Schuker July 06, 2011
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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