A part of a sentence that is used to convey a negative feeling about something (usually Beyonce). Most often preceded by a short, almost nonexistant positive phrase. Over 84% of bullshit clauses hold no real logical merit.
I love Beyonce, but she's overrated.
I think Beyonce's a good singer, she just seems fake.
Beyonce is my favorite performer, but she'll never be as big as Britney.
Snappy positive phrase, bullshit clause.
I think Beyonce's a good singer, she just seems fake.
Beyonce is my favorite performer, but she'll never be as big as Britney.
Snappy positive phrase, bullshit clause.
by A Sasha Fierce Support Rep. June 28, 2009
A term used to describe when an italian makes a bet, knowing they will lose, 'greases' their way out of there side of the agreement. Like an invisible fine print only the wop grease can reveal.
"oooooh, Migalooch used the Wop-Clause to back out of our bet when i fully won!"
"check that greasers contract for a Wop-Clause!"
Tony says "Ohh Johnny, you just got WOP-CLAUSED!"
Johnny says " wop-clause? what do you mean?"
Tony says " Well Johnny, a Wop-Clause is when a wop
makes a bs excuse that was never agreed
upon in the first place just to get out of his
side of the agreement, thats what a
"WOP-CLAUSE" is!
Johnny says "Freakin' Greasballs!!!!"
Tony Says "The Fonz would never do that"
"check that greasers contract for a Wop-Clause!"
Tony says "Ohh Johnny, you just got WOP-CLAUSED!"
Johnny says " wop-clause? what do you mean?"
Tony says " Well Johnny, a Wop-Clause is when a wop
makes a bs excuse that was never agreed
upon in the first place just to get out of his
side of the agreement, thats what a
"WOP-CLAUSE" is!
Johnny says "Freakin' Greasballs!!!!"
Tony Says "The Fonz would never do that"
by HoganCCBrianJordan November 02, 2010
Every social and some work related tasks have an implied 'fuck it' clause where if it becomes too much of a ball ache you can just say 'fuck it' and leave it in whatever state it is in
by Doctor-mustard April 01, 2017
1. coined as the act of waiting till the last day of a cruise to fuck someone cause you know you'll never see them again.
2. a term implemented whenever you bang someone you'll never have to see again.
2. a term implemented whenever you bang someone you'll never have to see again.
1. I almost came home from the cruise dry, so enacted the cruise-clause and got wet with some strange on the way home.
3. they were leaving anyway, so I cruise-claused them both.
3. they were leaving anyway, so I cruise-claused them both.
by f'n vic February 05, 2010
When someone is "trapped" in a chimney a la Santa Claus, with their lower half exposed, preferably dangling. A second person then performs sex acts on them.
This can be done with a real chimney or a fake, specially-made chimney fitted with handles and a harness for support. Holiday cosplay encouraged.
This can be done with a real chimney or a fake, specially-made chimney fitted with handles and a harness for support. Holiday cosplay encouraged.
1. To get in the holiday spirit, my husband gets in the chimney and I "Santa Claus" him real good.
2. I used to be into BDSM, but now, I'm mostly into Santa Clausing.
2. I used to be into BDSM, but now, I'm mostly into Santa Clausing.
by KrisKreezy November 22, 2016
Pertaining to someone who Christian- Latter-day Saints when their belief prevents them from doing something, or is the reason for their actions. Another way of saying "I can't, I'm Mormon."
I need someone down here who understands my stupid sarcasm and who would want to go get mariposa mochas without coffee due to the Mormon Clause!
by Jon Stephens February 25, 2009
Incorrect spelling of Santa Claus often used by the careless or the illiterate, possibly the result of learning to read from film titles.
by schooby August 22, 2006