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a bunch of coloured pixels specifically arranged to make money for the arrangers and invoke excitement
it also has sound effects
Stew Pid played clash royale in 2017 and had a laughing attack when he was 3 crowned
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to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
by real_philly February 11, 2020
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Another $supercell game that used to be rather fun but turned into a game about credit card. And the only people who even bother to spend $300 just to upgrade some pixelated cartoon character holding a cannon are rich 12 year olds who steal their parents credit card or working adults.
Clash royale=

Lvl 11 with max e barbs- (upon winning) Laugh face, Thanks!
Free to play level 11- "Well paid!"
by Crediblesea July 20, 2018
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The mobile game that requires 10Gbps of Internet speed to play without seeing a nightware wifi icon.
Clash Royale works best with blazing fast internet.
by kevindong June 12, 2017
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A mobile game which drives people crazy for losing trophies and grabs lots of money for their creators, Supercell, by having players buy in-game gems. It is basically a cash grabber, as it partially forces you to buy their stuff while having broken matchmaking and balance which ruins the fun.
I stopped playing clash royale 2 days ago, a lot of pay-to-winners beat me and I dropped to 0 trophies which make me throw my phone.
by A dying goat September 07, 2017
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A shitty game where you get your ass kicked by pay to win players and you fucking destroy your moms bank account to get a single fucking legendary. Then you stop playing the game and realize “Wow, I am a fucking disgrace to the whole family!”
You still play clash Royale?

Does your mom has any money left in her bank account?
by Dat_Boi33 February 13, 2018
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Clash Royale is a shitty game where you waste money to get fucking cards and use fucking cards to get fucking trophies. This is a game that will make you bankrupt
What the fuck! You still play Clash Royale!?
by Mothafucer October 06, 2018
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