the term for Clare is amazing & gorgous & totally in love with someone

the most beautiful girl in the world who goes to ashburton

walking, breathing manifestation of the Dunning-Kruger Effect. Calls himself "Captain Capitalism," despite having absolutely no military experience (he'd get his ass destroyed in combat). Sees himself as some kind of handsome cowboy, similar to how a fat chick thinks she's beautiful. All his subscribers are fatherless losers. Had a traumatic encounter with Fleece Johnson.