Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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An Anglo-American citizen of Oakland, California with ancestral roots in the American states affected most deeply by the "dust bowl" of the 1930's, i.e. Arkansas, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas...
"Shi' mang, I was tring to get into the Stork Club las' night and the Clampers were givin' me hella grief at the doo'..."
by LeRoy January 23, 2004
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I Was hit on by queers for 40 years and then they ripped babies from me, even when I cried they still abused me, then my kids, then my straight boyfriends, they were nothing but clampers.
by janet may weighton , West London, Leeland May 09, 2006
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She knew she didn't bring her wallet to pay for this but she told me she forgot it and made me pay for it. She's a clamper.
by TrillaCaleb August 02, 2015