clamatication

the act of walking in on someone while they are masturbating.
"Clamatication!" Little Billy screamed as his mother walked into the bathroom.
by Eric Harris June 12, 2006
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anti-clamatic

When an upskirt photo promising a clear view of genitals is too out of focus or low resolution to clearly make out the young woman's "Clam"
The Miley Cyrus uskirt pic was anti-clamatic.
by Hy Pyke June 16, 2010
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