Urban Dictionary: clam

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1. n. Obscene. The female genitalia.
2. n. Slang. A dollar.
3. v. Informal. To be quiet.
4. n. Derog. A Scientologist.
5. n. A shelled sea creature.

I told the clam to shut her clam because I don't have enough clams to be a clam.

by kumaki April 07, 2004

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by masokitsune January 17, 2019

Nuts, testicles; most frequently used to explain situations in which a guy gets it in the balls.

Oof! Uuuggghhhh... I just got it in the clams.

by P'tainz October 06, 2010

Man:(gives woman the eye)
Woman:"The clam is hungry"
Man:"Uh...ok"

by Digiboy October 16, 2005

another word for pussy. Usually referred to as a 'bearded clam', but, nowadays, I like them shaved.

"I'd like to butter her clam"

by evilpete December 11, 2002

you know how much it costs a month? 800 clams beeyotch

by serpeco May 28, 2001

A friendly sea creature residing in the sands of the ocean. They are lazy bastards and have one fat foot they gimp around on.

I took a fat hit of some smoked clams.

by maybenot September 05, 2003