Urban Dictionary: claddy

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a clown daddy. a man who looks like a clown and is a daddy. often lives in sewers or near proximity to a middle school. hot as hell. no job. skinny fashion legend. total dom. will destroy you in bed. HUUUUUUUUGe dick. like fucking massive. you lucky if you find one of these.

damn check out that claddy over there
No one's meat can compare to that of my Claddy.

by thicclovr2006 April 30, 2018

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NPR-American

A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).

This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.

Josie is such a NPR-American, all her political knowledge is from sound bites on her morning commute to work. She has no reason to be so smug.

by monkeylabor September 12, 2021

Claddy

A term to take a simple Vladdy and turn it into a Claddy

Did you just see that Claddy follow the mudcake?

by El capitiano April 30, 2018

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