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there's aka, also known as, then there's bka, better known as, then there's cka, commonly known as
i'm luke AKA ka$h money BKA gangster CKA tha shiznyt
by dirrty south December 06, 2003
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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CKA is an acronym for "Canada Kicks Ass" that was started by the website www.canadaka.net

CKA also is used to revere to this website and is used in its logo.
CKA is a site to promote Canadian patriotism, nationalism, Canadian sovereignty and democracy. A Canadian portal offering news, pictures, forums, shopping, downloads, babes and much more Canadian content. This site shows the world why Canada and Canadians kick ass.
by Canadaka May 18, 2006
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Abbrev. for “currently known as,” a phrase used to describe something that was previously known by one name, and could in the future be known by another name.
I live on stolen Ohlone land, cka San Francisco, CA
by M Sa February 17, 2021
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