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The act of slouching and encircling a group of three people when they happen to be in a convenient cluster. This is done at a leisurely or fast pace three times before ever-so-delicately brushing each person's cheeks once and announcing that they've just been circumsmudged.
Example 1:
"What took you so long to return with the booze, man?"
"I was walking down Davis St. and I came across two groups of three guys on the sidewalk, so I had to circumsmudge them."
"Oh."

Example 2:
"I love circumsmudging!"
"What in the fucking fuck is that?"
by Sir Jobeykobra March 07, 2014
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When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021
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