circumsize

1. The belief that circumcision (removal of the foreskin from the penis) will increase penis size. This may come from the fact that the penis becomes more defined after circumcision and has the appearance of being larger especially the penis head.
2. An alternate spelling of the past tense of circumcision (circumcised).

I really like how my dick is circumsize. It totally hangs now.

by playcub January 18, 2014

circumsation

Verb. To cut a conversation short- specifically pertaining to male genitalia, e.g. Penises.

I performed a circumsation when she couldn't stope talking about the size of his dick.

by Kevroberts October 18, 2015

automatic circumsizers

A tool used for automatic circumsizing.
Really. How the hell could you need a definition for this?

Weird Al: Would you look at all that stuff ...
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumsizers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
Noob: wotz teh fock

by Niggadicks July 6, 2006

Renai Circumsization

Renai Circumsization is the option for weeaboos to get circumcised for both males and females. but in a way so that it looks like a black man running from the cops at 60034kmph because his nigga self Is a built black x box cheetah ARBYS ARBYS ARBYS

My son just watched his first anime so I took him to a doctor and he got a nice renai circumsization

by Ball Desease May 8, 2021

circumsized tomatoes

When you forcefully peel off the foreskin of a ginger boy while he is awake.

Did you hear about jayden? The kinky bastard said he cant wait till he gets his Circumsized tomatoes.

by The real g 4220 December 16, 2019

circumsized nose

A nose where the kind is cut of and you look like voldemort

Ohh he has a dirty nose he should circumsize it #voldemort circumsized nose

by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017

circumsiced

Circumsiced people have nearly no feeling in their dicks. For them it feels nice but if they would know how it would be if they had a normal penis... They would jump in the air and just be happy.

Need to run to the supermarket or put something from their mouths on their dicks to be able to feel something.

Why do you know that your circumsiced dick is better than a normal one? WHY? You got circumsiced when you were some days old and you can't get your old dick? You feel less!

If a person with a circumsiced dick has sex it feels on a normal penis like a fly would land. END

by QWERTZUIOPASDFGHJKLYXCVBNM January 4, 2017