A condition suffered by men who have not been circumcised but badly wish they were. Firstly they have to wash their penises longer in the shower, secondly there's a far greater chance of a zipper mishap and thirdly (most importantly) because circumcised men get laid far more often ....... women love the circumcised head and just find it impossible to say no when there's 10% off !!
Luis felt a sudden pang of circumenvy as he watched the girls wait in line to bag a piece of Josh's circumdick and cursed his parents for not slicing off his gross foreskin.
by cirkedboi May 29, 2012