The rite of cutting off of the foreskin of a celebrity couple's male offspring, turned into a media circus by the paparazzi.
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's plans for a private bris for their son Liam turned into a three ring circumcision when a swag-bellied swarm of acrobatic paparazzi tumbled into the rite of passage.
by loincloth January 03, 2008
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The method by which a penis or any part of a penis is removed by the involuntary bite caused by kicking in the jaw a person whom is currently engaged in the act of felating said penis.
"Hpw do you circumcise a guy from West Viginia?"
"I don't know, how?"
"You kick his sister in the mouth..."
"oh so that's a west virginian circumcision."
"I don't know, how?"
"You kick his sister in the mouth..."
"oh so that's a west virginian circumcision."
by The Roogle May 06, 2009
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A tactic designed to divert a person's attention from what is really going on. This entails grabbing any close sharp object with the right hand and circumcising the nearest male creature.
Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.
Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.
Well, we got away with the bank job by using the old right-handed circumcision ploy on the guard. Even though she was a woman, it did the trick.
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A Muslim Circumcision is when 2 guys lay on their backs with their dicks standing tall and another person throws an airplane with a razor blade attached into them.
Guy 1: Hey why didn't Jim and Don come into work today?
Guy 2: Oh you didn't hear? Dons wife decided to do the ole Muslim circumcision on them last night.
Guy 2: Oh you didn't hear? Dons wife decided to do the ole Muslim circumcision on them last night.
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A Muslim Circumcision is when 2 guys lay on their backs with their penises standing straight up and someone throws an airplane with a razor attached into them.
Doctor: Good news Mrs Adams! You had twins. How would you like them circumcised?
Mrs Adams: Let's go with the Muslim Circumcision route.
Mrs Adams: Let's go with the Muslim Circumcision route.
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by KohnJerry February 11, 2016
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