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I'm sorry, I'm not going to be able to come in to work today, I just got back from seeing Aliens Vs. Predator while playing the latest Final Fantasy game on my PSP after watching the Superbowl with my Dolfies dressed like Link from Legend of Zelda, and I should be going on and on about it with stupid people who can't spell.........circle jerk
by Lig Na Baste January 07, 2008
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A webmaster lingo for a website that redirects traffic from one website to a circle of websites, to "jerk" or otherwise pester the surfer to eventually purchase something due to frustration of being redirected from page to page that lacks content. Porn TGP are commonly known to employ circle jerk tactics.
Google "TGP porn" and see how hard it is to get to the page you really want. Few TGP are legitimate like thehun that don't have circle jerk scripts.
by flashbang65535 October 25, 2006
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the particpipants of a circle jerk

also a great punk band
those guys are a bunch of circle jerks. lets get out of here before they start wacking each other off.
by master finger blaster October 09, 2004
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male group masterbation session where the participants ejaculate facing in a predetermined central area.
"Baseball has been overtaken by the banjo concert circle-jerk as the national pastime of the USA."
by ws January 19, 2004
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The definition of Circle Jerk - COULD - be subject to regional differences. Like Pop in the Midwest is Soda everywhere else (each taking their small part of Soda Pop).

In the Midwest, in the 70's (when I was in Jr. High), the accepted meaning of Circle Jerk referred to a wanking party game with the last to go eating the unfortunate cracker the produce was aimed at. I take some stock in this definition as there is nothing quicker on the trigger than a Jr. High boy.

Plus they're still of an age where remedial body functions are an item of infinite fascination (do they ever REALLY outgrow that?), and what else would they do on long, dull, Winter nights?
These hors dourves look like circle jerk leftovers.
by w5 February 23, 2005
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1. (v) Several men standing in a circle masterbating.

-Urban legend says sometimes a piece of bread is placed in the middle. The last person to cum on the bread has to eat it.

2. (adj) A description of a ridiculous situation.

"Do you guys actually work, or is it just a circle jerk back there?"

"This is one big fucking circle jerk!"
by Michael Schmidt April 20, 2006
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Circle jerk means when a group of people are set out to do something but instead bullshit and waste time sitting or standing around. It can also mean a group a guys standing around jerking off.
I told you guys to clean up the building, but instead I walk in on this circle jerk.
by Aaron September 29, 2004
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