It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

the discolored area around the poopshoot, looks like cinnamon but tastes like death.

a cute name for a female's anus.

Vulgar slang for the anus. Implies a brownish and potentially dirty, unwiped or otherwise unhygienic butthole.

What we call sellouts or hypocrites!

The place that poopies come out of.