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Noun - One who does not move while engaged in athletic activites. Often mistaken as a robot, e.g. Dominic.
by Lieutenant Panda April 12, 2008
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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You: Hey Jenna, want to grab a drink.
Jenna: Yes, id love to.
Cinderblock: Fuck that, kid is an idiot.
You: Fuckin cockblock!
Jenna: Yes, id love to.
Cinderblock: Fuck that, kid is an idiot.
You: Fuckin cockblock!
by Bossndacrib July 19, 2011
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A pleb. Or someone annoying or just, on a very good night, a member of the public. Plural ("Cinderblocks") may be abbreviated to "cinders"
(While driving through a town at night, as you pass some townies or plebs): "Wooooooooooooaaaah cinderblock!!!"
This may be shortened to "wooooooooooah cinders", "bloody cinders", "pissin cinders", etc. as required
This may be shortened to "wooooooooooah cinders", "bloody cinders", "pissin cinders", etc. as required
by miles2k6 October 23, 2006
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When an individual acts like a big shot with nothing to back them up. They lack of certifications and maturity. They are All together useless and a liability
by Saltyjake69 September 03, 2014
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A basketball player who takes a shot that is so awful that "brick" doesn't due it justice. Rather it is a "Cinder Block".
Context: Playground basketball game
Big Dawg: "TJ please stop firing up those bricks!"
Diesel: "Man brick doesn't even begin to describe how bad those shots were. Those are Cinder Blocks!"
Big Dawg: "TJ please stop firing up those bricks!"
Diesel: "Man brick doesn't even begin to describe how bad those shots were. Those are Cinder Blocks!"
by Jonathan Mozenter (aka. The Professor) May 06, 2004
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"I as banging this chick and she asked me if I was into some freaky stuff. So I dropped a cinderblock on her face.
by Nick Donofrio August 11, 2006