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Cock I'd like to fuck.

This term is used by women when they get excited and start referring to men by their genitalia.
Amanda: Our Spanish teacher is so hot!

Maggie: I know, he's a total CILF.

Amanda: A CILF?

Maggie: A cock I'd like to fuck.
by Chris Crinkle October 23, 2008
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CILF stands for Cat I'd Like to Fuck.
Person 1:Dude your cat is such a cilf!
Person 2:What?
Person 1:Cat I'd Like to Fuck.
Person 2:...
by John Argon July 13, 2006
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Joe: Dude your cousin is such a CILF

Jay: I know right?

Brad: Totally tap that
by brad5o5 March 14, 2009
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Cop I'd Love to Fuck or Cop I'd Like to Fuck
Officer Odeetull is a total CILF. I can't wait to give him a rusty trumbone later.
by Madison Ryder September 07, 2005
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Jason: Yo Freddy, nice Benz kid, what a CILF.

Freddy: Yo Jason, keep your cock out of my gas tank. And don't tough my leather seats with those gay as finger blades, you crazy faggot.
by Eapert McDangles July 07, 2006
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