Man that TI-84's a cilf

"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow

Man, that Lori Loughlin is such a cilf!

Betty Rubble is such a cilf

During a family reunion, you run into a cousin who you had not seen in years. She is about your age, and he hotness compensates for the fact that she is a relative. You still wanna fuck her! She is a CILF!

That hot chick I met in LA was such a CILF eh?. I mean, sure she seemed a little Torontarded, but it doesn't change the fact that I'd like to Canadian Snowplow her.

My mom's friend who doesn't have any kids is hot. She's a little older but a total CILF.