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Tobacco rolled up in paper with a filter. They are smoked in order to obtain the nicotine in the tobacco. Some people are social smokers (1-3 a day) and some are heavy smokers (a pack a day). Some smoke even more.

Cigarettes were cool and acceptable in the 1920s-1960s but today they are considered uncool. They are responsible for many deadly diseases like lung cancer and strokes. In many parts of North America you can only smoke outside, in your home or in certain hotel rooms. People look like idiots when they try to hold them.

For those earlier posters who try to defend smoking: You're not fooling anyone. We are trying to help you realize you are wasting your money on something that will kill you. Don't ask for sympathy when you get lung cancer from me. Smoking is the most disgusting habit in the face of the earth and if you smoke, you're inferior.
Look at all the people with cigarettes outside the office building. They are so uncool.
by Marshall Rousso August 24, 2006
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A round shaped stick of pleasure to smoke when walking home after a stressful day of school, a couple a day aint harmful but if the habit picks up it could lead to health problems. Camel lights have an awesome taste and smell with a decent buzz, vice versa for Newports. The buzz especially awesome after gettin high.
Also known as a square.
Also something that makes me not give a shit that im 18 yet, ill get one when i want one and smoke one when i get one!
As im walkin home from skool
A friend of mine:Hey whats up?
Me:Another shitty day at skool just ended
Friend:Sounds like you need a cigarette
Me:Got one?
Friend:Dont i always
Me:Got a lighter?
Friend:I got matches
Me:Good enough, let it light!
Friend:Here ya go
Me:Youre the best! I feel the buzz already, what kind is this?
Friend:Newport
Me:Wow you are the best, thats just the kind i needed!
And we both walk home with people drivin by givin' us looks as were goin on puffin smoke, but we dont give a shit cuz nothings a problem anymore as long as we got the buzz
by some teen dude June 13, 2006
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Tobacco rolled tightly in paper, more often than not with a filter in the back end. Yes, they're harmful and expensive, but who wants to be rolling in a few extra hundred dollars when they're 85, anyway? My favourites are Du Maurier Special Mild and Peter Jackson, although Camel Lights will do in a pinch.
Ah, fuck, I've only got my wish smoke left. Can't split it.
by El Gordo October 19, 2004
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an addictive drug that basically does three things:

1) smells bad

2) hurts people

3) creates litter
how about putting that cigarette in the toilet where it belongs? then you can piss on it like it deserves, and maybe even take a dump! then you can flush that filth down with all the other shit.
by chuckybubbles October 22, 2012
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Somthing that was made SPECIFICALLY to piss ,"Biafra J," off. Chances are this person is EMO, and just needs somthing to bitch about in his otherwise empty life...

The reality is that smoking calms you down, and the world would be a better place if EVERYONE smoked-- Even babies!
"I haven't beat the shit out of anyone since I started smoking..."
by Brandon "Swiffer" A. April 29, 2005
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A highly controversial, highly profitable product on the market that is made to be smoked.

It is under fire because it destroys the human body in innumerable ways, is highly addictive, and has no medical benefit whatsoever. Generally, people who have been smoking for an extended period of times regret the experience and try to quit in vain (due to the fact that nicotine, a highly addictive substance, is contained in cigarettes). There are many strategies to quitting smoking such as a nicotine patch or chewing gum, designed to satiate the smoker's need for nicotine without killing the buyer.

Despite the fact that these products aimed at helping people quit smoking are making off very well, cigarettes are being banned in some other countries, and the discover that cigarettes contain types of poison and unsavory ingredients, this does not stop the average brain-dead teenager from picking up a pack and effectively inducing five different kinds of hell on their lungs.

Meanwhile, most other people regard them as complete idiots, and they will too, ten years down the line. Cigarettes are the things that some kids in every generation pick up and, being the stupid asshats that they are, think is actually helping them in some twisted way; when in fact, they will look back in twenty years when they are diagnosed with leukemia, mutter, "Wow, I was such a stupid asshat back then.". Then they will have stupid asshat kids, and those kids will, despite their parents' warnings, smoke cigarettes thinking that it's helping them in some twisted way.

Because as we all know, Stupidity is much stronger than logic, fact, and desire to keep one's lungs intact.
There are many corporations that profit off of human ignorance and people devoid of their own fucking brains, but none as much as the companies producing cigarettes.
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There are two different definitions for the word "cigarette".

Here they are:

Smoker: The fag of your life. You can trust it, you can thrust it, you can suck it, you can fuck it. It makes my day. You would go mow the lawn for mommy and daddy just to have money to buy another pack. You would risk getting put in jail by using a fake ID JUST to buy another pack. People tell you it's addicting, you tell them that you COULD quit, you just don't want to.

Look at it like this, if you didn't smoke, you would never randomly go outside to get some fresh air and what could be more unhealthy than being inside all day...

Non-smoker: "Smoking a FUCKING smelly-addicting-disgusting cigarette!"

Well, as for the non-smoker, FUCK YOU! If we are no closet smoker in front of you, we obviously don't "give a hoot about what you think"-Weezer, yaaa.

So, in short, cigarettes are pretty cool and I donts gives a fuck if I die.

"OH EMM EFFF GEEE! Look at HER! WHY IS SHE SO HAPPY!?!...IS SHE DRUNK OR HIGH OR BOTH!? Drugs are REALLY EXPENSIVE!"

"Nooo! Look! She's just smoking a delicious cigarette!"

"ooooh."



by Nehmrack July 10, 2008
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