Male member of intellectualwhores forums who lost his virginity to a stripper when he got way too drunk. CLAIMS he doesn't remember. Note that he also lost a $1,200 lighter (probably at the club), and had the indecency to tell the bouncer that it was 'worth more than his monthly salary'. It is unexpected that he will ever see that lighter again, but since he is a rich person, he'll just waste money on another. No big deal.
"Hey, did you hear about Cicada?"
"No, what happened?"
"Lost his v-card and $1,200 lighter to a stripper when he got trashed. I don't pity him."
"No, what happened?"
"Lost his v-card and $1,200 lighter to a stripper when he got trashed. I don't pity him."
by themuz January 16, 2005
Get a Cicada mug for your sister-in-law Julia.
cicada is the pr0n master -- he brings gifts of pr0n for all to the message boards he visits. pr0n0 claus, if you will.
by wherezmytofu January 16, 2005
Get the Cicada neck gaiter and mug.
Big, bad bugs with expressive mandibles and big, lively compound eyes. They look and sound like they come from outer space to annihilate anything in their way.
You wouldn't want to imagine getting bit by a swarm of cicadas the way they look and sound. There would be a lot of people wary of an insectoid space invasion if more people were getting bit on the arm by those things, people must be lucky, as some would call it.
by Solid Mantis I August 24, 2021
Get a Cicadas mug for your friend Callisto.
Sep 9 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
