Urban Dictionary: chutney ferret

Top definition

Someone who frequents the arse region of another fellow. A chap who has an overwhelming hunger for bum chutney. A general prober of the male anus.

Once Jake had finished watching his DVD box set of Dancing on Ice, he popped round to Julian's house for a peppermint tea. What a chutney ferret.

by bumchutney February 09, 2013

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by lilbabiey November 30, 2018

a homosexual male or a land bound ferret that works in a chutney factory.

that man likes anal sex, he must be a chutney ferret.

by the buncing queen September 11, 2003

A homosexual Male...other common terms include; Treacle dipper, Marmite miner, Fudge packer, Ian Black and Anal Coloumbus

by Spyke March 20, 2003

"I say James old chap, your friend over there looks like a right old Chutney Ferret"

by shreddiesandcream November 09, 2009

One who is light on his feet i.e. one who jumps puddles; a bender; a shirt-lifter; he who enjoys the company of knob jockeys; a tail-gunner.

The Dale Winton - he's a chutney ferret, or I'll eat my own ass!

by big_jurgen March 25, 2009

One who likes it up the bum.

That boy is a chutney ferret if ever i saw one.

by Raz Man July 29, 2003