A common term used in Pakistan, specially Punjab area to denote extremely lame jokes. It is also used to refer to a person who is trying to be over efficient but ends up being very lame.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Vaginal Discharge. The sound it makes is like taking a wide mouth jar of mayonnaise and punching it full speed *flarp*. Can be used in combination with other words in noun and adjective form

To be extremely lazy to the point of debilitation. Can be caused by weed, itis, hangovers, regular tiredness, or a combination of all. If a person is chuss, they are involving in the act of chussing. Chussing can be done alone or in a group. Chussing is also a position of reclining when one is 90% horizontal.

Chuss is short for chussy which refers to chinese pussy ie a (young) chinese woman

An exclamation of joy, rooted in the gradual perversion of the word "yes".
Yes -> chyea/chyes -> chuss

Bad, or pertaining to something that is not good.