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chusband

It's what you become after a year of marriage and don't care about your looks anymore.

chubby + husband = chusband

This party is for milfs only; keep your chusband at home.

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Chusband

1. It's what you become after a year of marriage and don't care about your looks anymore. Chubby + Husband = Chusband

2. Cheating + Husband = Chusband

1. my wife made me an anniversary card, and called me chusband lol

2. my ex wife kicked my ass out of my house and called me chusband lol

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Chubby + Husband = Chusband

During college Stan was in great shape, but after 15 years of marriage he's a chusband.

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What you become after a year or more of marriage and don't care about your looks anymore. Chubby + Husband = Chusband

"Look at my fat ass chusband laying there on the couch. Go get a damn job!

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It's what you become after a year of marriage and don't care about your looks anymore. Chubby + Husband = Chusband

Oh, I want myself a chusband.

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It's what you become after a year of marriage and don't care about your looks anymore. Chubby + Husband = Chusband

He wasn't always a chusband. You should see his pictures from before our marriage.

by altercheetah May 31, 2011

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