A sand covered penis following anal sex on the beach.
It was an amazing night on the beach with the exception of putting his shorts on over a rusty churro.
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A salty solution left on a man's penis that may be invisible to the naked eye from events such as 1) a long, hot training session 2. Reminisce of sperm after masturbating, or 3) an unannounced premature ejaculation upon oral sex.
After a long training session John went home and gave his wife a salty churro.

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Betty was talking to her friend Marie and said, "last night Dan gave me a salty churro".

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After a long ride, Andrew arrived to a dinner party and thought he'd be generous by offering the guests a salty churro.
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When something is extremely over priced.
"How much do those shoes cost?"
"$150"
"Holy crap! What else do they give you? A churro and a bj?"

"How much for a burger?"
"$10"
"Are you serious?! You guys better add some Churro's and a Bj on the side."
by Thatnippled Shaniqua October 25, 2011
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An overweight, young woman who routinely suppresses her loneliness by consuming deep-fried dessert items, typically churros. Especially prevalent in Korea, and often found in groups of two or more, but never with a member of the opposite sex.
Look at those churro girls lumbering through Itaewon while stuffing their faces.
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Eating a churro out of someone's anus after it has been inserted up inside.
Female: Hey sexy, you want a churro salad?
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The act of having sex on a beach with the girl on the bottom, when at random, the male pulls his penis out of the vagina, sticks it in the sand, then thrusts his now sandy penis back into the vagina, resulting in much pain.
I was pissed off at my girl, so when we had our 'romantic' date on the beach, i ended up giving her an angry churro
by DiegoD December 13, 2011
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