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1. When a woman is giving a deep-throat blowjob, the man urinates at full force.
2. Essentially the reverse of definition 1- when a man is eating a woman out, she does the same.
2. Essentially the reverse of definition 1- when a man is eating a woman out, she does the same.
John: Dude, I just totally churged Cassie last night.
James: Oh, so THAT'S why she's been coughing all day!
Bruce: Anyone wanna get churged?
Girls: We do!! What's a churg?
James: Oh, so THAT'S why she's been coughing all day!
Bruce: Anyone wanna get churged?
Girls: We do!! What's a churg?
by The Sex Maestro April 01, 2008
Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
2
A penis with an unnatural girth to length ratio, in favour of the former.
The girth of the penis must be at least half it's length in order to be classified as a churg.
The girth of the penis must be at least half it's length in order to be classified as a churg.
Ed- Did you end up getting with Helen last night?
David- No, the goddamn condom! They don't make them for churgs!
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Adam- So, was she tight?
Rodrigo- Nope, some big ass churg had made some sorta tunnel for me in there.
David- No, the goddamn condom! They don't make them for churgs!
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Adam- So, was she tight?
Rodrigo- Nope, some big ass churg had made some sorta tunnel for me in there.
by uwanttruthitellz May 09, 2009
3
Someone without any uncles
Prone to acting churgishly - lying and generally moping around uselessly
Derived from Uncle Crackers
Prone to acting churgishly - lying and generally moping around uselessly
Derived from Uncle Crackers
Jesus Christ was a churg
by Chris Atkin November 07, 2006