Todd and I were churding and he was able to excrete his crap an inch further out than I could.

"My doctor told me he needed a stool sample, but all i have is this churd"

"I can't believe your mom just did that!"

(El)ECB is usually a churd after too much crown enters his system.

Though Richurd is commonly spelled Richard... Richird, Richurd and Richerd are pronounced the same, so spelling Churd with a "u" simply calarifies the sound... or, as it seems in this case, the "vowel movement".

"that dude used a churd to fuck that chick...ewww."

The churd walked so fast that the bus wasn't able to beat him to the last stop.