to leave church

to go to the bathroom to take a shit

I ate so many beans last night and now I need to leave church!

by kurapikakafka May 7, 2021

Church steeple

Used to describe the tight spread of thighs of a girl with a tight vagina

Check the spread on her, looks like a church steeple

by Favol March 5, 2023

Green Church

Slang for Bunnings Warehouse, an Australian hardware store chain.

You got any cable ties?

Nah, might have to duck down the Green Church. Need a new screwdriver anyway.

by Pauline54 July 21, 2022

The Horse Church

A name given to a group of NSFW people who have come together to shit post and roast each other. In the end they are fantastic friends.

Person 1: Annnddd, horse cock!
Person 2: Fuck, he's at it again.
Person 1: Eat my ass bitch.
Person 3: Yo, anyways Eminem just dropped a new album.
Person 1: Annnddd...
Person 2: Fuck off! *Mutes chat*
Person 4: WTF!
Person 1: Welcome to The Horse Church!

by TheDeadYeti February 19, 2021

church thing

Saying you are going to church but in reality partaking in homosexual activity.

If am just going to a church thing later today. No big deal.

by RusPix April 30, 2018

praying to the church of armitage

Spending a long time either passed out on or vomiting into a toilet.

Hey you were gone a while, you ok?
Yeah, was just praying to the church of Armitage

by SuperSonicBlur February 6, 2018

The Syriac Orthodox Church.

The true apostolic church founded by our Lord and our God Jesus Christ.

I am a staunch member of the Syriac Orthodox Church.

by Dr. Dictionary. November 22, 2022